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Monday, 27 March 2017

The Step Mom 2

Part 2

I looked on in shock. Fucking hell. I'm never a violent person.. I dragged his arm and pulled him to a corner; away from Simeon's ear shot.. "who the bloody fuck are you to judge me??! I met your father after i left london!" Jeez. What a cluster fuck my life has become.

He held his cheek and his face suddenly crumpled. He fell to his knees "But I love you! I loved you.. and you left me!.. I had to come back when I saw your pictures! I can't believe the only love of my entire life left me. Just like that. I want you back! And I'm going to have you, come what may!" He said vehemently and stood up, suddenly crowding my personal space.

The Step Mom


I felt intense happiness fill me..."Yes! Yes! Id marry you!" I screamed. Everyone at the restaurant looked at our table in curiosity, but I couldn't contain my excitement. I'm incredibly happy.

I continued to bounce on the chair like a kid and Simeon just looked on- albeit with a little smile framing his manly lips. We continued discussing and deliberating over the next turn our lives would take.


Girl it's  me, you and the crackpot.
Light one, bless the brain... and never ever see the world same.
Let the high kick in, till you feel your legs lame.

And oh yeah! it might f*ck with your head alil', but it ain't the worst game.
Girl it's me, you and the jackpot.
When i hit it big, you gon' be balling all season.
In clubs more grand than Madrid or Barca.
Where the bottles keep passing from hand to hand... tiki-taka.

Sunday, 26 March 2017

The mechanic 2


I'm currently sinking down into the best lips I've ever tasted in my life. This kiss was just meant to make her shut up. This is fast becoming an habit.
I kissed her and ate up her lips. Delicious. A shocking pain cut off my concentration. Fuck. I pulled away from her. She bit my lips!

Saturday, 25 March 2017

Things you should never use as lube

Lube is an amazing thing when you're facing a dry situation down there (it happens) or just want to get extra wet and wild. So it's natural that you'd want to DIY when you run out of the stuff and sex is on the table.

But experts say you might want to think twice before putting any old lube substitute up there. Even seemingly harmless slippery substances can contain allergens, deteriorate your skin, or interfere with  condoms, says Maureen Whelihan, M.D., an ob-gyn at the Center for Sexual Health and Education.

The mechanic


I'm literally having the worst day of my life! I can't believe that my day that started so smoothly and without qualm is going sour so fast. I just got divorced from husband 2 and on a stupid whim- which I thought was superb earlier on, I decided to take a month's rest from work and all the stress I've been through.

My friend and I then paid for a one month vacation of spa rest and relaxation program at a very popular retreat. We split the bills and decided to meet each other at the place; we couldn't come together.

Wednesday, 22 March 2017


Let my mind be an open book so you can peruse.
If you claim to love me, and you can't see through me... then it's of what use?
Bore a hole in my heart like a mole.
Reclaim what darkness took, what it stole.
Dissect me into bits.
Feel what i felt.


I once thought I was still in love with you.
But it's become evident that i was only infatuated with what we used to be.
That I became blinded to what we have actually become.
More distant than second cousins living at the different ends of the globe.
It's funny that i focused on this rather
the other... stagnant lights of strobe.

The Rendezvous 2

Part 2


I felt my dick getting swallowed up by the wettest cunt I've ever fucked. Jeez. Is this why she didn't allow me fuck her before? Fuuuuuck.. I've been having reservations about this marriage before; but fuck I have no issue anymore! We can fucking get married!
I began to get worried that 2 days to my wedding I can't find the attraction anymore between I and my wife to-be. It's just fizzled out, dead. We hardly even fuck anymore; but then, I got this huge surprise from her.

The rendezvous 1

The Unplanned Rendezvous.

I wandered the tarmac, suffering a heat stroke. I slowly located and moved toward the luggage point. I looked around and fanned myself with the magazine I'd been reading in the plane. The heat slammed into me and I could feel sweat drip between my legs. The garter I wore stuck to my thighs uncomfortably and I wished I could pull it off. The heat from this tropical Island is insane.

Monday, 20 March 2017

The Hot teacher


I strolled into the courtyard of my high school. I'm trying to take a short cut to the gym and relax for a bit. Working out calms me down. I feel inordinately stressed.
The hustle and bustle hit me and I scoffed at the immaturity emanating from this losers. Well, I need to go and train. When I passed, some set of girls tittered in excitement and I felt disgust hit me. Idiots. These people don't know me; they just see the perfect exterior and huge body.

Sunday, 19 March 2017

15 facts that would make penises jealous

Photo credit: Image bazaar/Getty Images.

This cracqd me up yh!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

It's like a beef๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

1. First things first, vaginas can have whole human babies come out of them:

Obviously we all know that, but it bears constant repeating. Seriously: respect. What can you do, penis? #birthcanal; babies come out of them.๐Ÿ‘ช

2. The vagina can stretch to THREE TIMES its original size—in girth—to accomplish this unmatched feat:

Saturday, 18 March 2017

Is porn Realistic? 5 things they do that's not as it seems

By now, you've probably realized that a hot-and-horny delivery girl isn't going to show up at your doorstep every time you dial Domino's. But that doesn't mean you’re exempt from the sexual lies porn tells.

“Most people think porn is a reflection of what's actually happening in the bedroom—like, this is just showing people doing what they do,” says Ana Bridges, Ph.D., a University of Arkansas psychologist who studies the effects of pornography on romantic relationships.

But the truth is, porn pushes the sexual envelope to satisfy our easily bored brains—which means some weird stuff may make its way onto your screen.

“It could potentially expand your repertoire,” says Bridges, “but it could also narrow it.”

Translation: If you think everybody is doing what you see, you may fixate on those few acts as the definition of “good sex”—and end up limiting yourself in the sack.

In a recent analysis of best-selling pornography, Bridges determined that nearly one in five scenes featured double penetration. Yet in a soon-to-be-released study, a research team including Bridges found that only 3 percent of men and 1 percent of women have actually tried this two-penis act.

The sex experience you should have at least in a lifetime!

You should experience this sexual situation (s) at least once in your lifetime; you'd definitely remember them.. And it'd be a way to spice up your sex life.✌

1. Your wedding night sex: Even if you'd had it before, you can recreate the feelings inspired and experience it once more.

Friday, 17 March 2017

Different types of dicks (part 2)

6. A Hooded Dick๐ŸŒฐ

This guy has so much freaking foreskin that it’s all a lot to handle. The hardest thing about uncircumcised dicks is that most guys in 9ja are cut; so the odds are that most of the dicks you’ll play with in your lifetime are going to be cut.

Every guy likes something different done to his thing, but you might feel weird when faced with an uncircumcised dick, like "I don’t really know what to do with it. Am I supposed to play with the skin? Do I pull it all the way back?"๐Ÿก

Thursday, 16 March 2017


If you and I are the only people left in this world, would i still disgust you.
You said you trust only a few, but since it's you and I...would you then trust

The dirtiest revenge 3

Part 3

My heart puttered hard in my chest. I drove down the streets and looked at the card in my hand. Then I spotted the house. Wow. Beautiful. I felt envy and jealousy run down my spine.

I regretted ever dumping tade. This could have been my life and he could have been the one by my side right now. He's hot and sexy self. He makes me feel disgusted at wale touching me. Last night, I slept in the guest room and had mad dreams of tade. I couldn't even fathom wale touching me. The thought makes me wanna retch.

7 kinds of boobs that exist!

If you always thought there were only two kinds of boobs—big or small—your mind is about to be blown. According to bra company ThirdLove, women have one of seven different sets of boobs.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

While ALL types of boobs are perfectly normal and beautifully imperfect, knowing your boob shape can help you get the best bra fit.

1. Asymmetric: One breast is larger than the other; ranges from minor (barely noticeable) to more pronounced (as pictured).

Look best in: Bras with removable pads, so you can wear a pad (or two) on the smaller side to even out your look.

Different types of dick that exist..(part 1)

1. The Bat๐Ÿ†

This dick is so big, TOO big, even for people who love a nice big dick. A bat dick is fat and moderately to extremely long, and when faced with the reality of this dick you either feel joy or a sense of impending doom, like “Oh god what am I doing.”
Your guy probably either feels really confident about his bat dick or he’s really self-conscious about it..and public boners are a real source of  anxiety/embarrassment for him.
Most importantly, guys with bat dicks need to know what to do with them.

Wednesday, 15 March 2017


I see the beauty of the world, and it's highlighted by the shape of you.
Supermodels ain't got nothing on you. 

Your kinda curves who's got it?,
I could fit them all in one hand while i try to name a few.

Fine as wine and stronger than a beers' brew.
I'd still see its perfection, even after i've climbed stairs on some grey goose.