Diary of a Single woman 1

Today, 26th March 2018.

Dear diary,😍😍

Just call me glitter. I'm a Masters student currently working in the technology industry. I'm your definition of a geek. I live and breathe calculations and maths. My life is not complete without it.



Unfortunately, I'm beautiful. Yeah, unfortunately. I don't fit into the mold of your normal female nerd and its quite annoying. I use glasses as per the status quo but let me tell you a secret - I don't need it. My eyes are perfectly fine.

I finished secondary school as a loser.. Oh yeah, I was always picked upon by your average Nigerian version of "cheer leaders", who actually aren't cheerleaders but the supposed big girls.

I'm the only child of my parents and most times, I feel all alone in the world. I have very few friends and I try my best to catch up with them from time to time.

I'm busy combining my studies with work- I'm trying to design a code that going to be a seriously huge virus.. Which I will then I get paid to erase. That's my pet project. My main project at work is boring, half the time in deep in a calculus zone. I'm sure you aren't interested.

My life in the University breezed by and although I went there with the intention of also catching some fun, fun and social life left me behind. I was stuck with my roomate, who- you guess right - is also a geek. Yay😢😢

Two beautiful geeky girls make for a lot of sex, fights and breakups. Yes.. It was a crazy time in our lives. We planned not to have sex till we finished uni, but those dreams were dashed.

I remember that fateful day in year 3. I've had a long day and I'm seriously tired and drained. The lecturer held us ransom for 4 straight mech engine class. Eeeewwww. 😪😪😪.

I called and called my bestie, but she didn't pick my calls. I took a detour to her department which was a stones throw from mine. She was nowhere there. Gah. This wasn't our agreement.

We had planned to meet up and then go get foodstuffs from the market because we were out of groceries. Moreover she was with the grocery list and money.

I had no choice but to fume my way to our apartment off campus. I near our door and I could hear sounds. My heart started racing. What is happening in there? Is she making out with her boyfriend? If so, why is she so loud.. I thought naively. 😩😩

I dropped my bag without a sound and pressed my ears to the door. Lo and behold.. I was hearing the unmistakable porn sounds. Damn💀💀💀

Don't tell me my best friend is getting fucked? While I've been keeping mine? Noooo. I listened more intently and I could hear dirty filthy words spewing from her mouth.

I covered my mouth in shock. Jeez. My innocent bestie, who always blushed at the little sexual suggestions or words is cursing filthy like a sailor? Or whore? No, it can't be.

I decided to confirm. I opened the door a bit and wedged my feet in between, then I bent to take a peep. What I saw made my heart almost stop.

Jeeez.. I'm sorry diary, I have to go now. I'd continue tomorrow.. My date is here. I'd totally gist you all about my blind date. No worries. Kisses. 😘😘😘😘